I’m sure you guys still remember who this douche is. I mean, come on… Kevin Federline, the back up dancer of Britney Spears. You’re familiar about Britney Spears, aren’t you? So ok, gettin’ it on the right track, our latest news about K-Fed is that he’s gaining tons of fat and probably not dancing anymore. Yes kiddies, he’s overweight and loving it. Maybe you can call it “Daddy’s Weight” but I don’t think that’s the case in here.

Have I thought that this Michael Jackson drama is over?? Oh sure, you bet it’s not! News today that police starts to raid the house of his personal doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray. Officials (and I supposed Michael Jackson’s biggest fans) believed that Dr. Conrad Murray killed the King of Pop by giving him tons of powerful anaesthetic drug, duh!

LOL, looks like our party pooper, Amy Winehouse, is doing it all again! She is said to be recording a James Bond theme song, but just blew it all up by partying so hard that even Dave Mustaine couldn’t do it back in ‘83! This time it’s inside the studio, imagine that! Amy Winehouse’s hubby told the press that she’s not concentrating on work. Well, since when that she really did focus on work you dumb**s!

Look how time flies… Anna Chlumsky, the not so attractive little girl back in the day is now fully grown that will make your mouth watering like a fountain! She get all the attention in Hollywood when she was 10 but it seems that “someone” overshadowed her in getting teen roles and she got lost in obscurity. But wait because the girl is back and this time more meaty than ever and I’m not even kidding!

Should I care? But anyway, any of you fans of these meatballs should! I don’t know, but it was said that the boy from Jonas Brothers is taking it so deep he even cried it loud on stage, LOL! Now I’ve no idea why is this baby boy being as a “Rock Star”, but he wrote a song for Camilla Belle and it is called “Much Better”. A song that is written for Camilla Belle as a big opposite to Taylor Swift maybe since Taylor Swift isn’t better at all. But if you ask me, I’ll go with Taylor Swift, but tastes differ alright!

Leelee Sobieski, the first time I saw her I thought she’s Helen Hunt, but those were the Deep Impact days. Now… well, she’s fully grown and guess what, she’s bigger, hah! And by bigger, I mean… big in all sorts that includes bigger heart since she was recently spotted with an engagement ring. The lucky guy is Adam Kimmel, her menswear designer. No idea if how is this related to Jimmy Kimmel but that’s no longer my business.

Long time American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, is rumored of not returning in American Idol. According to her manager, David Sonenberg, he said that he haven’t seen any proposal for another contract from FremantleMedia and 19 Entertainment, the show’s production companies. It seems that those companies gets bored of Paula’s style of judging, bah!

House Bunny megababe, Anna Faris, recently received critics about how her boobs are bigger in the said film, but what do I know? Just recently, Anna Faris, was spotted in The Ugly Truth Premiere. Boy, those were huge. I mean, not that really huge but this time, it’s nice and firm. Those stuff doesn’t look like that back then, but then again – should you care?

Walter Cronkite, the guy who informed CBS televiewers about the assassination of Kennedy, man’s successful landing in the moon, the Vietnam war and even more, died last night, Friday 17th of July 2009. The legendary anchorman pass away at the whooping age of 92. It’s impossible to reach that age specially for wankers like YOU! Our condolences goes to Walter Cronkite and his family. You’ll be miss, RIP.

Who would have thought about this band to be selling half of those expensive tickets? Pearl Jam, a band that back then was hardly noticed because of Kurt Cobain dominating the Grunge scene, but 10 years later they’re back for a good cash. They’re even back with Ticketmaster but I won’t further elaborate the story about that. This show is to support the band’s new album, hah!