It took me a week to get the funniest sh*t on this blog?! What exactly is this rumor about Lady Gaga having male and female genitals? To me at least, that’s just scary, funny but scary. First off, she looks like a man to me and now this?? People claim that there’s a “wardrobe malfunction” within one of Lady Gaga’s performance and people saw a “bulge” between her legs. Seriously, what is this bulge??

I think it was already confirmed that the 47 year old American Idol judge were already booted out from the show. Too bad because American idol will not be the same without her. Her criticism is useless, but that’s the balance among the three of them. At least, a few contestant want to feel safe no matter how bad they could get. Now we’re back with the phoney judge, Kara DioGuardi. I meet a lot of folks in the coffee house who simply hated her in every angle LOL, so now those folks got owned! Who watches American Idol anyway, certainly not me! Thanks to the ever flopping Katharine McPhee, the show took my attention but meh…

Take a look at this: Adam Lambert recently joined a performance for a talk show along with Season 7 AI Champ, David Cook – and of course, Season 8 AI Champ, Kris Allen. This collaboration appeared on “Good Morning America”. I’ve no idea why Adam Lambert and Kris Allen were always such a pair?? Maybe Adam Lambert is helping Kris Allen or I don’t know. Don’t get mad on me, but I can hear this Kris guy simply sounds like just another boring singer living in the neighborhood!

Christina Aguilera is currently enjoying her life being a mother of a 17 month old Max Liron, her son with husband Jordan Bratman. Christina told the world that she’s interested in expanding her family but not to the point of sacrificing her career. Yeah, because giving up your career is as equal as expanding your family, but how the hell should I know. So here’s the news, Christina just set up her own radio station, got a new album and also doing a new movie (although this is still musical). So what’s next in store for her…

Can you believe this sh*t?! Ex-Beatles bassist, Paul McCartney, rocks the baseball stadium! This bad ass is already 67 years old and still rocking the world! If you could reach that age, I’m sure you’ll be in comatose with all your burger eating habits now, but what do I know! Anyway, Paul McCartney is currently on his US tour, gigging on New York, Washington, Atlanta, Tulsa and Dallas. Actually there are more schedules that I didn’t get at this point. The set lasted for two and a half hours and Paul belted 30 songs!

So, the Italian babe is teaming up with the veteran Meryl Streep. This could be something. At least, they’re doing a Biography/Drama film rather than a non-sense comedy. Amy Adams is playing the character Julie Powell, a real life author born in Austin, Texas. I’ve no idea about the movie, but hearing this is leaning towards drama, then I don’t know know how flexible Amy Adams could be. I saw her in “Enchanted” but that’s totally different, so let’s go watch the film…

What hair color do you prefer for her? I mean she’s been stunning playing Baroness in G.I. Joe! That one is a brunette. I think she’s normally a blonde and with that she looks like just another trailer white trash hag, but of course, I don’t have the authority to judge hags right LOL! She looks good as a brunette, period! And to anyone who are so sceptical on G.I. Joe, better brace yourselves because Stephen Sommers is casting the hottest babes in town, that includes the towering huge chic, Rachel Nichols! Damn!

Twilight superstar, Kristen Stewart, is now started babbling a few hints about her New Moon project. Aside from her being fully grown now, Kristen Stewart is also busy filming, The Runaway. A film that is all about the story of a female rocker known as Joan Jett. The new Kristen Stewart’s hairdo is horrendous, but I’m not in the right fashion to talk thing like that LOL! It isn’t Joan Jett’s hair, they exaggerate it and now looks absolutely crappy! Meanwhile, New Moon is said to be Kristen Stewart’s fave series. Whatever it is, we’ll just wait and see…

Spanish gal, Penelope Cruz is said to be “walking red” on Red Carpet of the latest event “Broken Embraces” in London, that was Friday. Penelope Cruz is walking down the Red Carpet with a 70’s clothing. I haven’t seen this coverage but just what is wrong with 70s fashion? Good or bad, it’s funny how people reacted on how celebrities wear their dresses! You hags shouldn’t expect that these “stars” will please you all the time!

Former President, and in fact the first female President, of the Philippines passed away today at the age of 76. Although this may be not in the scope of our coverage, we are giving our sympathy to the family of the late President Cory Aquino, the symbol of “People Power” in the Philippines and restored freedom in the Philippines last 1986 after a revolution with the dictator Ferdinand Marcos.